Gorerotica Collection Update…

Here are things that I’ve decided to CUT from the Collection that originally appeared in Vol 1-Why Did You… I am cutting these things because either A. They are too shitty to see publication…ever… B. I am turning them into full stories…. or C. They are pointless, or it is a bit immature to publish the item.

Here they are….
-The Last Temptation of Rick
-Zep
-Balor
-The Last Temptation of Shane
-Vampires Can Eat My Hairy Ass
-Jaina
-Pissed Off Hamsters With Killer Nunchuck Skills
-The Rejection Letter I printed and insulted
-The Contest/Special Idiots section

There will be things cut from Book 2 -Burger Good… as well, that list to be posted later. So, if you don’t see it on this list, you know it will be in the Gorerotica collection. Adios.

5 Comets of LITERARY DESTRUCTION!!!!

Okie dokie.
I have five books planned to release before the end of the year. A few of these books were things I wanted to release awhile ago, but due to my old computer’s death, I had lost all the files. First book will be all, and I mean ALL the original and unreleased Gorerotica shit. The first two volumes “Why Did You Buy This Crap?” and “Burger Good: A Tragedy (aka Dick Cheese: The Tragic Tale of a Hamburger)” are out of print in their original forms, but I will be EDITING (something missing COMPLETELY from Vol 1) “Why Did You…” and breaking out “Burger Good,” and putting them in a one volume edition with the unreleased Volume 3, plus all the other side pointless shit that I wrote during that time period of my life. This release will be a limited thing that I will only be putting out for a month or two. I do not feel that these old tales and things are a good representation of my style of writing and stuff I do now, but I want this collection more for myself than anything else. This collection was something that me and Brandon were working on for awhile with Shaira editing, but I lost all the files due to computer death, and Shaira lost them too due to computer death. I discovered the old HAND WRITTEN copies of these books and a small folder on my mom’s external, so now it will be a reality. I do not know yet about releasing the comics and things me and Jeremy worked on yet, but I’ll update on that once I know.
Next will be BULL PUNK, a full length novella that I was writing that was going to be my first real attempt at putting out a PUBLISHABLE book to various publishing houses, but I’ve decided that I want to continue doing my writing as a fun hobby for myself without strings attached. I believe that this is also my first story that I’ve written that is fun, yet also has a point behind it.
After that will be the first two books for my kid series (and homage to Goosebumps), but that is still hush hush.
Last will be the retarded series I am writing to keep myself from turning my kids books into fucked up, disgusting stories (you know, my usual writing) that is titled “A Fantasy Fucked.” This series is written pretty much for me as an outlet to let out all the stupid, disgusting, perverted, ridiculous, splatter gore, ramblin’ nonsense that clouds my brain.
Well, there you go.
-Shane

In the beginning…

My name is Shane, and I am a ridiculous writer that writes on occasion…

I don’t write to get published or make money, for I write to make myself laugh (or at least kill time and not be bored).

I do release my works as little novellas through lulu.com for people who really want them.

I have a bunch of shit about to come out before year is out…I am tired as saggy dog’s balls, so I’ll be posting more amusing posts at a later time.

Adios.